Never trust a dog to watch your food.
When you want something expensive,
ask your grandparents.
Never try to hide a piece of broccoli in milk.
Don’t ever be too full for desert.
Never tell you mom her diet’s not working.
Never try to baptize a cat.
Remember, you’re never too old to hold your father’s hand.
Forget the cake, go for the icing.
Stay away from prunes.
Listen to your brain. It has a lot of information.
Never dare your little brother to paint the family car.
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