I once had an hourglass figure,
but the sands of time have shifted.
Among life's mysteries is how a 2 pound box of chocolates
can make a woman gain 5 pounds.
When someone says she diets religiously,
she probably means she doesn't eat any thing while in church,
Destiny shapes our ends.
Calories shape our middles.
Childhood is that wonderful time
when all you need to do to lose wight
is take a bath.
A toast:
May all your pleasures become habits.
Man cannot live by chocolate alone,
But Woman can.
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