BUMPER STICKERS
Don’t suffer from insanity, enjoy every minute of it.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Wanted: meaningful overnight relationship.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Indecision is the key to flexibility.
There is no substitute for genuine lack of preparation.
Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.
Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world.
The other line always moves faster…until you get in it.
Friends may come and go but enemies accumulate.
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