SIGNS IN BARS
Beauty is only a light switch away.
If life is a waste of time
And time is a waste of life
Then let's all get wasted together
And have the time of our lives.
Fighting for peace
Is like screwing for virginity.
At the feast of ego
Everyone leaves hungry.
It's hard to make a comeback
When you haven't been anywhere.
Make love, not war.
Hell, do both...
GET MARRIED!
If voting could really change things
It would be illegal.
If pro is the opposite of con,
Then what is the opposite of progress?
Congress!
You're too good for him.
A Woman's Rule of Thumb:
If it has tires or testicles
You're going to have trouble with it.
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